Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm sobbing to NWA
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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