Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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