I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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