Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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