oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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