K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I booty called her while she was in labor.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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