found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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