You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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