gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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