The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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