Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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