I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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