Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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