Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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