Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Randomize