He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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