I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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