dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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