i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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The struggles of a small town man whore
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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