Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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