No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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