imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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