found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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