im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
