he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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