I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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