found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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