The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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