Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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