Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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