hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Couch. On fire.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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