id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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