protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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