My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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