Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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