i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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