he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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