perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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