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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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