Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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