This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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