My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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