David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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