quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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