Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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