If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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