do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize