Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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