with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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