You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
So squirting runs in the family.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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