Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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